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About The Pirate Joke
About the Pirate Joke (and the Guy Who Can’t Stop Telling It)
Welcome, world! This little corner of the internet is dedicated to one thing, and one thing only: the greatest joke ever heard (and, let’s be honest, probably the only one I actually remember).
I confess, I’m a bit of a one-joke wonder. I’ve unleashed this gem well over a thousand times, and I tell it any chance I get – at family gatherings, dinner parties, birthdays, even unsuspecting strangers on the train (sorry, not sorry). It’s become my signature move, my party trick, the one thing everyone knows about me (besides my spaghetti-arm dance moves, but that’s another story).
Here’s the thing: this joke isn’t just funny, it’s magically funny. It’s like a rabbit in a hat, pulling laughter out of thin air, no matter how many times I’ve told it. It’s brought tears to eyes, doubled over bellies, and it’s even kid-friendly (what, it’s making him go crazy??!?).
This website is my attempt to share the magic with the world. Maybe you’ll find the joke side-splittingly hilarious, maybe it’ll just elicit a polite chuckle. Either way, you’re here now, and that’s something. So, without further ado, prepare to be tickled (or at least mildly amused) by the joke that’s become my life’s punchline.
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P.S. If you happen to have another joke that rivals this one in comedic brilliance, I’m all ears (or, well, eyes). Hit me up, and maybe we can start a one-joke-swap club. Just kidding… mostly.
P.P.S. I promise, I’m not actually obsessed. Okay, maybe a little. But hey, at least I’m honest!
P.P.P.S. YARGH!
